Before you begin:

• This is what I envision Vader looking like after his big duel with Kenobi, but before he gets the complete suit.

Step 1

Remove Vader's helmet thingy.

Step 2

Boil Vader and remove his arms and legs.

Step 3

Put Threepio's in his place.

Step 4

Cut off Threepio's legs below the knees. Cut his arms in about the same place.

Step 5

Cut off Vader's boots and gloves and stick them onto Threepio's arms and legs.

Step 6

You're done!

Tip provided by:  Jack's guest spot Jack Criddle